By january nelson updated may 14 2020.
Funny carpet cleaning jokes.
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Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
These jokes from ask reddit are perfect for adults kids and everyone in between.
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Read on to discover the best clean jokes that promise a whole lot of giggles for both adults and kids alike.
I love cleaning up messes i didn t make.
Yup they were working in a carpit.
I got a new carpet today.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
My room is not dirty.
50 hilarious clean pg rated jokes that will make you laugh at any age by january nelson updated may 14 2020.
Having an arsenal of funny but clean work appropriate jokes at your disposal can be handy for lightening the mood and boosting morale when the stress of work and childcare and the pandemic and and sets in.
Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet.
I just have everything.
He s called henry he s a spider and he lives in the glove compartment.
There s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
A big list of carpet jokes.
Mar 1 2016 sometimes you just have to laugh at the stains.
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Work jokes are even handier in the era of zoom where social awkwardness reigns and a corny joke can take the edge off.
She was a wearing a new dress made of carpet and she asked me if i liked it.
I met with my date at the bar last night.
Last week s grass jokes are here.
And sometimes it s deliriously funny.
If you like these carpet jokes there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.
I knock myself out.
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72 of them in fact.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
So i became a mom.
